Thursday 22 November 2007

Amy Make Another Snort of Cocaine?


Oh no! Amy Winehouses is back on the white stuff! (If she ever STOPPED using it, that is).

Not goods!

As she left her latest gig to meet and greet fans, the hairy 24-year-old had a suspicious white substance in her nose! Either cocaine, or some crazy-ass booger!


The singer, who has previously admitted to a heroin addiction, and once been hospitalised after drugs overdose, didn't even realise that the peoples and paparazzi could see it.

She initially caused concern during the concert, after she arrived 40 minutes late on stage, rambled her speech and kept leaving the stage. Possible to "powder her nose". Pun intended.

A concert-goer said: "She was drinking on stage but disappeared about three times for up to five minutes each time.

"She started rambling more as the gig went on and made less and less sense the longer she was on stage.

"She said she was going to introduce her band then walked off stage, so they had to do it themselves.

"She made a couple of false starts at the beginning of songs."

Wino told the Blackpool audience that she loved her husband Blake Fielder-Civil very a lot! Blake, 25, was detained in prison a 2 weeks ago, charged with perverting the course of justice and causing grievous bodily harm. Uh oh! Big troubles!

Miss Winehouse said she had missed his prison phone call that night and added: "He would have loved to have been here. I spoke to him last night but I can only call either before or after EastEnders." Clearly he want to watch EastEnders more than speak to his wife! Such a wise man! I like EastEnders! I like very much to watch it on cable TV!

Her crazy-crazy behaviour continued as she jumped from the stage onto a young girl in the audience with a copycat beehive hair-style.

Later she took the girl (pictured below) backstage for a makeover and gave her her earrings.

What do you think of this pic? I, Bassam, personally believe that this is far too much hair for me too handle! Not goods! Not goods at all! Oh no!


Wednesday 21 November 2007

Divorce is Final



Chantelle and Preston are OFFICIALLY divorced.

It's been finalised.

Chantelle, call me...call me Bassam!

What has happened?!

I cry myself to sleep at the thought the Spice Girl's new single, Headlines (Friendship Never Ends) wont make number one, or top 5 - outrageous!!!

The Greatest Hits sold over 75,000 copies last week but didnt make number one as Leona did (biatch!) and now the album looks set to drop to number 4 this week as Girls Aloud, Leona Lewis and Westlife are all selling more than them.

What has happened?!

I put megamix on page to show you the good old days and ORDER YOU TO BUY HEADLINES AND THE GREATEST HITS NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Kanye West's Mummy Latest



The surgeon who was working on Kanye West's mum when she died during her breast reduction has revelead that she may have had an overdose. Now is it me, or has this man said about 5 excuses since it happened?! Take the blame, he made a mistake and killed an innocent victim!!

Kanye, Bassam is here for you.

Also, Kanye has cancelled a few of his UK tour dates as he is flying back to attend his mother's funeral.

Poor man :(

Number 2?



Katie Price, and cheesy husband, Peter Andre are releasing a SECOND duet album next year.

I hope they sing a song about boobies, I like boobies.

Making Changes



Crazy TV lady, Rosie O'Donnell, has given her website a totally new look.

Personally, I think Rosie has gotten too scary skinny! Someone please give that woman turkey sandwich!!

Make click here www.rosie.com if you care!

Inspirational!



Eva Longoria has opened her heart in the new issue of Parade magazine. The Desperate Housewives star spoke about her older sister, Liza, and how she’s been inspired by her.

“Liza is mentally challenged,” Eva reveals. “She was my hero growing up. It was a blessing to watch her overcome every obstacle—tying her shoes, putting on a shirt, getting out the front door. And yet she still had a job and would come home on the bus by herself and help with dinner. You could only imagine the hurdles she encountered every minute of the day.”

Eva’s mother, Ella, became a teacher for mentally challenged people, to help Liza and other people coping with disabilities.

“Liza was a role model to get me ready for life in Hollywood,” Longoria adds. “You don’t take health for granted. You don’t take life for granted. It seems so insignificant to go, ‘Darn it, I didn’t get that movie role,’ or, ‘Darn it, so-and-so is wearing the same dress as me to the Emmys.’ I didn’t know there was another way. I thought everyone should be sensitive and somewhat unselfish.”

“I’m a woman, I’m a daughter, and I have a sister with a mental disability,” she says. “So a lot of causes are very relevant to me.” Her sister Liza is the inspiration for the actress’s own San Antonio-based Eva’s Heroes. “We help intellectually disabled children grow and play,” she explains. “We set up after-school programs, and we’ve put on golf tournaments to raise money where I prove that I’m a terrible golfer. But I can drive a mean golf cart and wear the cute outfits.”

Eva Longoria wants you to help out! Make donation! She adds: “You can never think, ‘I’m not rich. I’m not famous. What could I possibly do?’ ” she says. “What makes the world go ’round is everyday people.”

A true inspiration to us all! And such beautiful lady!

Britney's NEW Single

I, Bassam, bring you, the pretty little public, official music videos, and here is the EXCLUSIVE first listen to Britney's new single, Piece Of Me.

I hope in her new video, she is bald! I love her bald look, the moon shone on it and showed her lovely look of aggresion. Dominate in her bedroom, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh bassam, control yourself *Thinks non sexy thoughts*

Nicole Goes Back to School?!



Beautiful tiny lady Nicole Richie made visit to the Alternative Action Program, on Tuesday.

"What, Bassam?!" I hear you cry. "What the noodles is the Alternative Action Program?!"

The Alernative Action Program is a substance abuse treatment center in West Los Angeles. Nicole is there doing traffic school duties appointed to her by the California Courts after pleading guilty for her traffic violation under the influence of Vicodin and marijuana.

Nicole is now free of drugs, as she says she "owes it to [her] baby". Quite right, too. Stay off the pills and herb, kiddies! How about nice slice of pumpkin pie, instead? It so good!

OFFICIAL Spice Girl Tour Outfits



Here is ONE of the outfits tacken from the Spice Girl Renioun Tour.

They look like disco balls, I like!

Tuesday 20 November 2007

Who are these sexy bitches?!



Who are these sexy egyptian look-a-like twins?

They dance and sing and shake their boobies (well those small things) I like very much to play with them!


Hubba hubba, give it to Bassam!!!!

CAMPAIGN FOR HEADLINES!


Right chickens, its time to get serious!!

Headlines by the Spice Girls ISNT at number 1 - this is an outrage, it's like being told you have lost your dog!!!!!!

Ok now, come on. We need to buy or download this single, not because it is the spice girls but BECAUSE it is for CHILDREN IN NEED!!!!

Buy it bitches or else I will hit you with my toothbrush!

Latest Midweeks for the UK Charts (single and albums)


Currently here is how the midweeks are for the UK charts, but this could all change by Sunday:
Albums:
1. Leona Lewis - Spirit
2. Girls Aloud - Tangled Up
3. Westlife - Back Home
Singles:
1. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
10. Spice Girls - Headlines

Do We Care?



Jessica Sierra plead guilty in court in Tampa Bay to battery.

The 2005 American Idol finalist was arrested in April of this year after throwing cocktail glass at man in a bar. After searching her, police also found cocaine on her.

Sierra has been sentenced to 12 months probation.

YAWN!

Britney Sued!



Alas, our poor Britneys! She has been sued for 80,000 euros by Louis Vuitton, for using some LV fabric in her "Do Somethin'" music video. The vid, which was release in 2005, shows Brit-Brit driving a most delicious pink car, with luscious pink LV fabric in the interior.

The lawsuit found the director of the video had clearly emphasized the Louis Vuitton brand.

The video has also been banned. Sony, BMG and MTV Online were all named in the lawsuit. Britney was not, which is just as well, as she looked HOT HOT HOTS in that video!!

Fill in the Blank



Michael "Famewhore" Lohan helped out the homeless yesterday. Why, you might ask? For attention, of course! Duh!

Pappa Lohan served Thanksgiving today at the NYC Rescue Mission.

Just look at the expression on his face...
It's saying ___________.

Old Slutty Alcoholic?...



...Reminds me of my dear old Grandmamma! May she rest in peace.

102-year-old Nora Hardwick, England, is now the oldest women to pose naked for calendar. Nora agreed to pose in calendar to raise cash for her local football team, Ancaster Athletic.

The Miss November pin-up said she did a shot of whiskey before the snap was taken. "I'd never done anything like it before - and I doubt I will again. I just thought 'go for it' and I'm so glad I did!"

It is hard to tell in photo, but she IS topless. Those milk-makers are probably draped over her knees, so you can't see them, but she IS topless!

Madonna's Kiddies Get No Pressies





Grandma African Child Lover, Madonna or "Madge" to her "friends" (aka HERSELF! and the mirror) has said she WONT be buying her children any christmas presents (yes, she WONT be buying them any, NOT even the girl who has a monobrow -god knows she needs some tampering!)


Oh well Madonna, now you can buy more african child and "sexy" clothes.


Honey, ever heard of LOOKING YOUR AGE! Take my Grandmamma for example, now thats what you call a true women!

Orange Marsh Pregant?



The bitch is pregant....APPARENTLY!!

Yes, Jodie Marsh, the British professional tangerine-hooker, is at one with child.

Oh god, think of the baby....orange, drawn on lips, UGLY.

Not like me as a baby, I look like a clown fish :)

Hey You! Bring Your Girlfriend.....PLEASE



"Hey you! Please bring your Girlfriend" should be the lyric to Avril Lavinge's song Girlfriend.

A source told the press that her new tour, which happens in March next year ISNT selling, and the arenas are thinking of removing the chairs to make it look bigger.

Management has now took down the price of tickets to 14 dollars.

Haha...bitch!

Mary Kate and Hospital Nurse


Mary Kate Olsen (brown hair twin) has been rushed to hospital.
Is she dead? Is she having a baby? Is she having a boob job? Did she get stuny by a bee?!
Noooooooooooooo...
Her kidney is poorly.

Girls Aloud Nicola VIOLENT Boyfriend!


Girls Aloud superstar, Nicola Roberts, was left shaken before she went on stage on saturday, after her current boyfriend Carl stormed in to her dressing room, through her to the door and yelled at her. Her bandmates protected Nicola but Carl was then sent away.

What a camel's arse! Die Carl, Nicola you dont need him! You can have me!

WHAT?!



OH NO!

News has just reached me and Spice Girls new single, Headlines, has ONLY managed to make it to number 10 in the midweeks in the UK charts!

I can not believe this. C'mon hens, buy it please!


Monday 19 November 2007

Girls Aloud Tour Dates




Girls Aloud go on tour next year, tickets go on sale Wednesday. I am going, I like very much yes!

May 2008

05 - Belfast
07 - Glasgow SECC
11 - Bournemouth International Centre
13 - Brighton Centre
17 - O2 Arena, London
18 - Cardiff International Arena
20 - Nottingham Arena
21 - Hallam FM Arena, Sheffield
23 - Birmingham NIA
25 - Newcastle Metro Radio Arena
27 - Aberdeen
30 - Liverpool Arena
31 - MEN Arena, Manchester

Sunday 18 November 2007

Britney is Style Icon!




Uh oh! Posh Spices will not approve!

At Thursday's Victoria's Secret fashion show, both Geri and Emma wore dresses that have previously worn by the beautiful Britney Spears.. 3 years ago!

Britney is very ahead of her time! In 3 years, we shall all be shaving our heads, driving around aimlessly without liscence, and buying chandeliers.

Jude Law Join Prince Willie in the Hair Loss Club



It happens so young! A very balding Jude Law made an appearance at the premiere of his new movie "Sleuth", in London.

Also... A t-shirt at a movie premiere? Much too casuals!

Luckily, I, Bassam, do not have a problem with hair loss. I have lots and lots of hair, all over my sexy body. However, I do shave my head, as it gets too hot under the hot Egyptian sun, and I like to keep it tanned.

Have We Stumbled Upon a Gay?



Remember LeAnn Rhymes? Us, neither.

The singer, best known for whiny song "How Do I Live", was spotted recently with hubby, Dean Allen Sheremet.

Is it just us, or does he have the vibe of a homosexual? Just look at that pose!

Princey W Losing His Hair!



Such shame! One day he shall be king of the England, but he shall have to do this wearing a wig.

Poor Willie's hair is falling out.. And he is so young!

Perhaps he could borrow some hair from Amy Winehouse, she has far too much!

Who's This Hottie?!



It's Tom Cruise! Everyone's favourite crazy star (besides Britney) was spotted on the set of forthcoming movie "Tropic Thunder" in LA.

He would lead us to believe that he is just in costume. However, perhaps this is lie. I suspect that this is what he look like WITHOUT his usual makeup and hair dye. Sexy.

I, Bassam, personally find this picture to be highly sexual. Tom has never looked hotter!

Setting Good Example For The Kids...



Here is our beloved slut, the queen of all sex videos: Pamela Anderson, on the red carpet with new hubby Rick Solomon.

Rick is best known for co-starring with Paris Hilton in her sex video. How suspicious, he looks little bit like Pammy's last husband, Kid Rock. Hmm!

P.S. Very classy! Grabbing Pamela's butt on the red carpet! So so so scandalous!

Congratulation Bassam (Yes, Me!)

We have only been online for 2 days but we already have over 1,000 views...

Congratulations to me, Bassam :)

And also, I have now added the feature so you can add comments to the posts!

Do it, otherwise I shall sit on you and jiggly!

Which Spice Girl is keeping a Secret?



Which Spice Girl is keeping a BIG secret from their fans?

Is one pregant? Has Mel C finally admitted to be a lesbian? Noo the actually secret is....

One of the Spice Girls is still having singing lessons!

Yes that's right. After all the rehearsals, one of the girls has been issued with singing lessons outside of the band. And which girl is it? Well....

GERI (GINGER SPICE)

Yes, she is having singing lessons. Oh no!

Also their album is at #2, single at #23.

Leona's Three-some!

Leona Lewis has had a three-some!

No no my hens, not a sexual bump and grind with two other people, but actually in the musical industry.

She has scored the number one album, single and download this week.

She sold 200 copies of her album every hour this week making it the fastest selling album in the UK.

I like Leona, she reminds me of an egyptian belly dancer - hubba hubba!!

Lindsay The Dementor



Either that or she has become goth. Li-Lo was spotted out and about dressed as Dementor from Harry Potter film.

What do you think of this look?

THE Most Boring Couple of the Moment...



Yup! Family-friendly-film actress Mandy Moore made visit to Mr Chow's restaurant with Nicole Richie's former fiancé DJ AM.

I can't imagine spending an hour with this couple, but I would much prefer to play chess with a blind chicken... Much more interesting!

Kerry ''Cocaine'' Katona is Bankrupt



Kerry 'Cocaine' Katona is on the verge of being BANKRUPT!
She reported gets paided £1.5 million a year, but already she has sent that this year on cocaine, tax money, cars, houses and some more drugs.
Oh no! Well at least she'll always have one place to sleep and earn money - the street corner next to Iceland, "That's why sluts go to Iceland"

Goodbye Alisha



UK X Factor star, Alisha, has been booted off the show.

She was in the bottom two with girlband Hope.

Why, oh why was Ailsha there?!? It should have been LEON!!

The public, the fools you are!!

Headlines - OUT TODAY!!



Headlines it out today so it's say on the Spice Girls website.

It's been avaiable to download on iTunes for 2 weeks (or 3 weeks if you're one of the little swines who download it illegal off Limewire - tut tut naughty naughty!)

Make sure you buy it, otherwise I come to England and hit you!

Grumpy Druggy!



Beehive head, Any Winehouse, flew from London to Glasgow at the weekend, and apprently Amy spent most of the time in the plane toilet, definately not having a poop!!

A source says that Wino took 3 trips to the toilet and looked ''out of it''...maybe she pushed to hard?!

Girls Aloud - X Factor



Girls Aloud were on the X Factor UK last night.

They did good, I like very much!

Simon Cowell isnt gay, but are his manboobs?



X Factor and American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, has been denying that he isnt gay.

Cowell said, "If I was, why hide it? It's not as if the music business would be an odd place for a gay man to work.

"And, anyway, if I was trying to hide the fact that I was gay, I would be off playing rugby every Saturday, wouldn't I?"


Maybe this means that he has manboobs because he wants them to be really titties?

People think I, Bassam, am gay. I am not, I just like to try something new from time to time. Why have coke, when you can have pepsi?

Saturday 17 November 2007

Is this the most ANNOYING singer ever?!



Grandma Blunt(James Blunt to his 5 fans) is releasing a new song....I dont even want to name it!

I hate it, I hate him, he bores me, I want him to get bitten by a duck!

Firecrotch hits jail, then the shops!



Mean Girl firecrotch, Lindsay Lohan, has left jail after serving a few hours in there.

As soon as firecrotch left, she went and did some shopping.

She went to jail, she has ginger pubes...it's Lindsay Lohan!

Pimp My Camel!



Rap superstars Ludacris and Akon are here in the Middle East, just outside of Dubai for a special performance for MTV Arabia.

Personally, I think they have overdone the 'pimping' of these rides; just look at those steering wheels!

It's too much for one camel to handle! Make a click here for guide on looking after camel: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2085/buying_your_first_camel.html

Little annoying boy gets dropped!



That annoying little jazzy child from UK X Factor series 3, Ray Quinn has finally been robbed of his hair gel and out of tune records!

Yes my friends, that boy has been dropped by his record company - did he ever have more than one CD?

It seems the little child who named himself as the next Robbie Williams, isnt such a big hit anymore.

HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bassam's Tune of the Week



Every saturday, I, Bassam, will be telling you young whipper snappers what my tune of the week is. It's a new thing, I like it, do you?

Anyway my humble friends...

My tune of the week was a close one, but I have chosen Girls Aloud - Call The Shots.

It is out to download in the UK on Monday, so make sure you download it, and buy the album whilst your at it!!

Does Amy have a dwarf in her hair?!



Amy Wino (Winehouse) was seen taking drugs live on her tour.

Does this woman have no proud?

She is seen touching that beehive hair of her and then snorting some cocaine.

I think she has a little man inside her head who gave her the drugs. I want to meet him, and touch him on the head.

Amy, you are a disgrace! Do you want to die...and kill the bees and the dwarf inside of your hair?!!

Spice Girls Not Number One (I cry!)



Oh no my friends! Spice Girls - they not number one! I cry as I hear this!

Why oh why?! They're Greatest Hits isnt number one, instead Leona and her nose are going to be number one with her album, Spirit. I not like this, I am angry!!!

Why do they want Bleeding Love when you can have Spice Up Your Life?

Headlines MUST be number one next sunday!

I love you Spicey Girls! Leona looks like my camel, she has loooooong face!

Buy the album and single for the Spice Girls NOW!

Simon Cowells Admits Botox



X Factor judge and man-boobs enthusiast Simon Cowell has admit his use of botox injections to smooth the wrinkles upon his face.

"Yes, I've had Botox, but not in an obsessive way. Then again, every guy I know who works in the City has had it now."

He also confesses his use of slave: "In the morning, I have a very set routine - Brenda, my housekeeper, brings me breakfast in bed, and it's always the same thing: Porridge, papaya juice, fresh fruit and a smoothie."

If only I had slave to bring me my Camel Crunch cereal each morning!

Who is this man?

Who is this Ziggy man? I know he was in British Big Brother, but I import magazine Heat, and I read his interview. He ugly man, but what does he have against this Chanelle tooti-fruti lady?

He has a cut on his neck, he blame her? I not sure, I think Ziggy lie. He also need hair cut, he look like he has long bum fluff on his head.

What does he do? Is he a proffessional tit?

Girls Aloud - Tangled Up - BUY IT!



Girls Aloud new album, Tangled Up, is out Monday.

Make sure you buy it youths! I like new song, it very sexy! Yes Yes Yes!

Britney is ban from drive with kids!



Yes, it true. Britney Spear has been ban from driving in car with her children. This come as very sad news to me, as I am large Britney fan. I hate to see her suffer in recent times.

Keep going, Britney, may you find your true path to happiness!

P.S. I liked your bald look. Bring it back!

Spice Girls are Back



The Spice Girls are back. They perform in LA last night for Children in Need. How nice!

I not like the man one who say she is called Sporty. The only thing she excersises is her penis. She a man no? I like Emma, very nice!