Britney's NEW Single

I, Bassam, bring you, the pretty little public, official music videos, and here is the EXCLUSIVE first listen to Britney's new single, Piece Of Me.

I hope in her new video, she is bald! I love her bald look, the moon shone on it and showed her lovely look of aggresion. Dominate in her bedroom, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh bassam, control yourself *Thinks non sexy thoughts*

Nicole Goes Back to School?!

Beautiful tiny lady Nicole Richie made visit to the Alternative Action Program, on Tuesday.

"What, Bassam?!" I hear you cry. "What the noodles is the Alternative Action Program?!"

The Alernative Action Program is a substance abuse treatment center in West Los Angeles. Nicole is there doing traffic school duties appointed to her by the California Courts after pleading guilty for her traffic violation under the influence of Vicodin and marijuana.

Nicole is now free of drugs, as she says she "owes it to [her] baby". Quite right, too. Stay off the pills and herb, kiddies! How about nice slice of pumpkin pie, instead? It so good!

OFFICIAL Spice Girl Tour Outfits

Here is ONE of the outfits tacken from the Spice Girl Renioun Tour.

They look like disco balls, I like!

Who are these sexy bitches?!

Who are these sexy egyptian look-a-like twins?

They dance and sing and shake their boobies (well those small things) I like very much to play with them!

Hubba hubba, give it to Bassam!!!!

CAMPAIGN FOR HEADLINES!

Right chickens, its time to get serious!!

Headlines by the Spice Girls ISNT at number 1 - this is an outrage, it's like being told you have lost your dog!!!!!!

Ok now, come on. We need to buy or download this single, not because it is the spice girls but BECAUSE it is for CHILDREN IN NEED!!!!

Buy it bitches or else I will hit you with my toothbrush!

Latest Midweeks for the UK Charts (single and albums)

Currently here is how the midweeks are for the UK charts, but this could all change by Sunday:

Albums:

1. Leona Lewis - Spirit

2. Girls Aloud - Tangled Up

3. Westlife - Back Home

Singles:
1. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love

10. Spice Girls - Headlines

Do We Care?

Jessica Sierra plead guilty in court in Tampa Bay to battery.

The 2005 American Idol finalist was arrested in April of this year after throwing cocktail glass at man in a bar. After searching her, police also found cocaine on her.

Sierra has been sentenced to 12 months probation.

YAWN!